Virtual Interviews Pillows

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Nervous Oral Testing

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

"5...4...3...2..."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Big Man Off Campus

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'