Virtual Work Pillows

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Storm in the out tray

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Working hours.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Morning, all!"

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."