Remote Work Pillows

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"No, still nothing. Check the mute button again."

"So you're still working from home then?"

"Who called this meeting again?"

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

"Those are my everyday sweats, and these are my Zoom sweats."

"Good to see you up bright and early."

'I'm working remotely.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."

"Hi, great to finally meet you in person."

"I've been working from home for the last couple of years."

Dress Code

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"I take it you're video conferencing all day from home?"

"I'll be working remotely today."

'I won't be logging in today. Forgot my password.'

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Working" from home

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"I'm sorry to bother you, but I was wondering if I could borrow a little work?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Working at Home Half Day