Virtual Work Gifts

"No thanks. I'm a knowledge worker."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Can do...No can do

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Morning, all!"

Working hours.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.