Online Work Gifts

Computer- computee.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Moses on the web

"Morning, all!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

Working hours.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."