Online Work Lover Gifts

"Can't we just do this online?"

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"I knew there would be a catch."

Online Dating for Dummies

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

I'd rather be at the office.

Safety meeting.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

Plumbing Company Executive

Boss: 'Yes, I did say you had potential - the problem is you don't seem to have quite as much of it as I originally thought you did!'

"I love my job!"

'You'll learn very quickly. Especially if you don't like being fired.'

"I used to be the leader of the management team, until they made me abdicate."

Latrinologist

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

'Why is it? You can work hard all day long, but when the boss walks by you're goofing off.'

'Working from home is great! You can keep your mind occupied watching daytime TV.'

'Candor is a plus.'

PC spits mud out

"Yay! The last day of school! What am I saying? For the next 75 days, I'll be miserable! No books! No quizzes! No homework!"

Cyber Sex

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Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."