Home Working Gifts

Woman in business suit forgets about novelty slippers: 'It's important to appear professional even when working from home.'

"I'm working from home today."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

Gracie, you were right the basic components of carbonite is flour, peanuts and roast potatoes!

Working from home

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"So I sold him SIX with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that."

Digitized bureaucracy

"Sorry pal, I'm not a guru, just working remote."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

37 years in the same position.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Overworked in the office

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Working hours.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Time for More Paperwork

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'These are job perks.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

Office slaves.

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'