Virtual Engine Noisemaker Gifts

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Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

French Animal Noises.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

The Gong

"Thank you."

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Oh...that's not good."

"Yeah, my master is a car enthusiast too, but instead of going on joy-rides with me, he spends his weekends tinkering with the engine..."

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Making noise in the cinema

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"I'm your problem."

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"I can practice a different song."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Bad Violinist.

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'