Noisemaker In Disguise Gifts

"Excuse me... I don't have an inside voice!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

Bagpipes in the bath.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

French Animal Noises.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

The Gong

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

"Primal scream therapy drawbacks."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Making noise in the cinema

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I can practice a different song."

Soccer Fans.

'I need something to spill.'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Person playing the cymbals.