Viral Wannabe Gifts

Lance, have you ever had something you posted on Facebook go viral? No. The closest I came to that was that time on Twitter when a tweet of mine went bacterial.

'Thank-you God.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

As Seen On TV

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

Summer of 2020

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

No Vaccination