Vip Parody Fan Gifts

Snail Red Carpet

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

Extreme kites!

Lawyers On A Plane.

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

The Sedentary Dead.

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Old Yarns

Planet of the Dems