Vintage Vehicle Wiz Gifts

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Run from the hills!

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"She's family."

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

Lucky car.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?