Vintage Vehicle Wiz Gifts

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Run from the hills!

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

The American Nightmare.

James May

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"She's family."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

Brighton Rocky

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Lucky car.

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.