Vintage Techie Gifts

Hippex

Boombox

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Try his land line.'

Old-fashioned computer

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Music & Gym'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."