Vintage Techie Prints

Hippex

Boombox

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

'Try his land line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'Music & Gym'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'