Vintage Security Systems Fan Gifts

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"He adored that old car !"

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Putin and some Russian hackers

Connecting to the Cloud.

Early Treadmills,