Vintage Port Aficionado Gifts

"Perhaps after dinner we can open that Graham's vintage port and play bridge." "Delia was old beyond her and her parents' years."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

'Man...You age great!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

You had me at vintage.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Antiques

Historic Bank Jobs.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

1930's Lady.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"