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"Perhaps after dinner we can open that Graham's vintage port and play bridge." "Delia was old beyond her and her parents' years."

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Man...You age great!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

You had me at vintage.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Historic Bank Jobs.

1930's Lady.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'