Vintage Penman Gifts

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Biro Diversity

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

How to write

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'The Writer'

Wear your pens with pride

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Dip Pen and Grindstone

"Writing is... rewriting."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.