Vintage Penman T-Shirts

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Je Suis Charlie

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

How to write

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'The Writer'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"Writing is... rewriting."

"I've torn up the questionnaire but am using the lovely pen you sent me"

N.A. Zabolozkiy