Provocative Penman T-Shirts

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

The Limits of Satire

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"That's very controversial!"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

Trump

A Cartoonist's Pen

Trump the Banana Republican.

Jesus Trump

Art Gallery.

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

Cafe Erotica

Strange Fruit Redux

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

Rehab is for quitters.

Porn Pioneer

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

SOCIALIST!

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'