Provocative Penman Pillows

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Bloody Graffiti."

The Limits of Satire

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Dear Sadie, I suggest having a steamy, torrid love affair that other people will disappove of. Nothing can make you feel more alive than that. I know. - Kathryn from Ontario

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"That's very controversial!"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

"This painting should be removed! It's way too saucy!"

Trump the Banana Republican.

Trump

"Yes, it is graffiti, but I find it refreshing!"

Art Gallery.

A Cartoonist's Pen

Jesus Trump

Cafe Erotica

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

Porn Pioneer

"Carl can write some vicious attack ads, but first you gotta poke him with a stick."

"Without freedom to offend, freedom of speech hardly matters, bitch."

Rehab is for quitters.

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

SOCIALIST!

"Good luck with your lecture, Eric - they're loaded for white male."

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

Donald Trump

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'