Phantom Penman Pillows

Ghost Writers Wanted.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Quill

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Ancient man

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Dip Pen Bouquet

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

John Hancock practices his signature

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

'I'm not filling this prescription because it's obviously forged. The doctor's writing is legible.'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

"How do you expect me to read your book report? It's chicken scratch."