Phantom Penman Pillows

Ghost Writers Wanted.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'

Ancient man

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Dip Pen Bouquet

Veterans of Cursive Writing

A Cartoonist's Pen

T.Morell, S.T.P-S.S.A.

'Honestly, do you you really think anyone will be interested in what you write every day, Blog?'

John Hancock practices his signature

'I'm not filling this prescription because it's obviously forged. The doctor's writing is legible.'

'I've got my handwriting back from the graphologist - she says I'm shoddy, untidy, and cack-handed - it's uncanny!'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."