Penmanship Rebels Pillows

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Freedom of the press

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Forrest Gander

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Cartoonist Pencil

Quill

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Ancient man

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

Writer Crisis

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."