Penmanship Rebels Pillows

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Freedom of the press

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

Cartoonist Pencil

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

Quill

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Writer Crisis

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Ancient man

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Machine gun loaded with pencils is labelled 'Cartoon Movement'.