Vintage Graphic Novelty Collector Gifts

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Clown on bike.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

Pre-Television Man Caves

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'