Vintage Graphic Novelty Collector T-Shirts

Chimney sweep sees an advertisement for a Turkish bath

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Clown on bike.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Hay Rides $10

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

Fossil record player.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Pre-Television Man Caves

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Old-fashioned computer

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'