Vintage Canned Cuisine Gifts

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Scales

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'Village store and Food museum'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

TACO

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

Soldier dragging tins around

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

Potted meats section.

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Whole tuna packed in 100% ocean

Before burgers mattered