Vintage Canned Cuisine Pillows

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

Church Basement Foodie

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Scales

"We brought him into oversee our millennium menu...he did such a good job on the last one"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Village store and Food museum'

TACO

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Squirrel Tinned Foods.

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Used to work for Chef Boyardee but I got canned.

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

Soldier dragging tins around

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

'Lovely soup. Just like my mother used to open.'

Ogg's Restaurant: Burned mastodon like mother used to make.

Potted meats section.

"I'm sorry. A suit AND tie are necessary."

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.