Master Of Canned Cuisine Pillows

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

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CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Quartet of chefs.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Pollsters

Spatula Conductor

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

Gordon Ramsay

Woman planning dinner party.

'My compliments to mummy.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Capturing a Cook

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Salad Bowl Drum

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!