Master Of Canned Cuisine T-Shirts

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Quartet of chefs.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

Pollsters

Spatula Conductor

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

Capturing a Cook

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

'My compliments to mummy.'

Woman planning dinner party.

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

Salad Bowl Drum

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

"Of course there will be enough dinner for you Mother."

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

"What are you cooking for Thanksgiving, Tia Carmen?"

TACO

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"My wife prefers the kitchen to herself while she's cooking..."