Viniculture Visionary Gifts

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Yardless: Please help

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Nouveau wine

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Your start-up team

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"This one will go with everything,

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Alcoholic's X-Ray

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'