Viniculture Visionary Prints

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Yardless: Please help

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Nouveau wine

Your start-up team

"This one will go with everything,

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Serving wine - "I make it myself."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

Alcoholic's X-Ray

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'