Vinegar Visionary Prints

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Do me next."

"States of tofu"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.