Video Game Defender Gifts

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Spam.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

Goal

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

Cyberwarfare

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...