Video Game Defender T-Shirts

"Dad won't let me play video games because they promote violence...so he's letting me play with his assault rifle collection!"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Spam.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Goal

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

'Halt! User name and password.'