Video Chat Avoider Pillows

Instead of pretending we're not home, couldn't we just not do video chats?

"Tarzan no want computer."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Working from home to-do list.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

You looked different during our video chat.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"That was there to give idlers reason to not stop and chat."

'I hate networking.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Ring. If that me calling, I'm obviously not here.

Please stop trying to engage me in conversation, Lars. Can't you tell when a wolverine is engrossed in a book? Sure, that's easy. They move their snouts when they read.

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?