Video Chat Avoider T-Shirts

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Tarzan no want computer."

Working from home to-do list.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

"We're having a hard time hearing you - take it off squeaker."

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

"That was there to give idlers reason to not stop and chat."

'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'I hate networking.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"I only wish this was the final notice."

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'At the sound of the tone, please leave a message.. unless you're trying to sell me something.'

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.