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Smoking in the Paradise.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scarpia from Tosca

Sauce for the Goose

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

Mobsters at the Beach

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

The evidence destroyed

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Phone Hacking Explained - 50 p.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."