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Drunk Monk - Out of Order

Sauce for the Goose

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Scarpia from Tosca

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

More Pardons

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

The institute.

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

English major will work for food.

Sigmund Freud

Old Darth Vader

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading."

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

Hugs.