Human Nature T-Shirts

"Look, I'm going to need a better description. It so happens a LOT of people have lost their innocence in the past few years!"

"So, if you want a speedy intuitive answer you ask Miss Tonks in accounts,"

Are you sure? --- Six billion of them, and nobody's perfect?

People people and the people behind them.

First Principle of Human Crankiness

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'They're only seeking attention.'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Shepherd and eurydice

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Playing Fetch.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

The Busy Gardener

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Grace For Flies

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"