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Early Man // Subsequent Guy

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I just discovered something very interesting. Go down to the river...and you'll see it."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"They grow up so fast."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"He likes it."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"She's been so creative lately."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'What's play?'

ET Mishap