Musical Evolution T-Shirts

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Marimba

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Tut and Carmen.

Cimafunk

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."