Musical Evolution Pillows

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Mardi Gras

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Baby Piano

Tut and Carmen.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Guitarist

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Marimba

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'