Music Evolutionist Pillows

Abbey Road Evolution

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Hildegard von Bingen

Ginger Baker.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Mall of ages

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Bass Clef

"...an this is my extended family."

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

Richard Wagner

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Renaissace Music Lovers

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Antonin Dvorak

A little night music...