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Abbey Road Evolution

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Hildegard von Bingen

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Mall of ages

Bass Clef

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"...an this is my extended family."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

Renaissace Music Lovers

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Antonin Dvorak

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

A little night music...