Musical Exploration T-Shirts

Desert Island Downloads

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Imagine

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

music store

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'What happened to the little flute?'

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"