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'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

"I want to show my Missus what happens to guys like you."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Is this still America?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Coleridge'

Poetry repairman

Writer

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Dante Alighieri

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

Emily Dickinson

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

James Russell Lowell

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

Guillaume Apollinaire

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

Poetry Knight

Algernon Swinburne

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

Writer