Virtues Pillows

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT'

"I want to show my Missus what happens to guys like you."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Is this still America?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Coleridge'

Writer

Poetry repairman

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Dante Alighieri

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Emily Dickinson

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

Guillaume Apollinaire

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

James Russell Lowell

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

'He's just come back from a 'stress management' course.'

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Paul Verlaine

'McWit, your poetic license expired years ago.'

T.S. Eliot