Virtuoso Of Virtue Pillows

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Coleridge'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Wino Appreciation Group

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Writer

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Poetry repairman

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

Alexander Pope

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'