Devilishly Vain T-Shirts

HellFie

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Mephistopheles

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Bat out of Hell

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

Devil cello

The casual selfie

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Summer in Hell

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

"Greed, anger, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, gluttony and sloth showed losses."

Hell's Smoking Section

"I wish to return this mirror - it makes me look old..."

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

Universal's Sudoku.

'Welcome to heaven buddy! We got some stronger stuff inside, but this will get you into the mood.'

BREAK TIME!

'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'

'Don't bother lighting the candle - I get enough of that at work.'