Devilish Wit T-Shirts

Universal's Sudoku.

'Relax. They hired me for my people skills.'

'What's he like in person? Actually, he's just like a lot of the other people I've met in this industry.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Meowlzebub

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Demonic Repossession.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Hellbillies.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Bat out of Hell

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Heaven and Hell

Gas Bill

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

A Heated Argument

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

The Neighbours from Hell....

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

The lessor of two evils.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'

Summer in Hell

"As you can see, this front will continue for quite some time."